Verse 1

I’ve told you all I have to say

You took your toys and ran away

You and I didn’t really tick

I guess I’m wrong, I must be sick

Verse 2

I’d like to try a course of medication

Addicted to my dose of daily complication

A little too fond of my own distress

A little tired, a little bit depressed

Chorus

Whatever you wanna call it

Boil the water, burn the air

Whatever you wanna call it

It’s all semantics, I don’t care

Whatever you wanna call it

This never happens, it’s obscene

Whatever you wanna call it

It’s still the best it’s ever, best it’s ever been